February 2012
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Story of my life.
Cashier: Did you know the cat on your shirt is worshiping Satan?
Me: Ummm. Yeah. Thats why I bought it.
Cashier: Cats don't worship Satan. Cats are pure christian creatures. The shirt offends me as a cat owner and a christian and a human being.
Me: Umm.. I'm sorry? Its just a joke.
Cashier: Worshiping Satan is not a joke. When you burn in hell I hope you have the souls of all the devil kittens there with you.
Me: An eternity in hell with tons of awesome kittens? Sounds like a fair trade. Can I just pay for my sandwich and leave already?
That was exact conversation I just had a publix. Awesome.
Ive bought 6 shirts over the past 2 weeks. Only one of them has a cat on it. Ive failed my mission. But Im getting a Nerf Herder shirt, so Im not that bummed.
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Beer Vs. Ice Cream →
derplodge:
weens-world:
Fuckin’ right
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UGH.
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WatchSo goddamned good.
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Im so excited that in a few days I’m going to have a tshirt that has a cat worshiping satan on it. Yep.
So I was drunk last night...
And I appologize to anyone who might have gotten a drunken ask from me. Lesson of the night - dont drink a 12 pack of blue moon in the forest when you have the internet.
How is it possible that someone can sour an entire town for me?
I need more tshirts with cats on them. true story.
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Spent some time getting over you And all the shit that you put me through I’d cut those days in half somehow If I knew then what I know now Weeks turned into months alone I’m better off now that you’re gone.
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